November 2009
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Tumbling or Tumblring?
(via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
Dear Tumblr
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WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?!
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CAN I KEEP YOU?
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a...
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE...
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1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine 6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA” 7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard” 8. Have 20 imaginary...
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So… the elephant says to the camel
“why do you have 2 boobs on your back?”
the camel replies
“that’s a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face”
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” 4. My mother taught...
“I’m a little scared to hold you close
Cause I just might never ever let you go...”
– Bring Me Flowers, Hope (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
My Top 5 Favorite Movies (Of All Time?.)!.
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1) Titanic 2) Changeling 3) Rec 4) Taken 5) An American Crime
My Top 5 KOREAN Movies (Of All Time?.)!.
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1) A Millionaire’s First Love 2) Antique Bakery 3) Old Boy 4) Windstruk 5) A Memories Of Murder
P.S. A Millionaire’s First Love is THE BEST ROMANTIC MOVIE Hands Down, I-M-O!.
My Top 5 Favorite TV Shows (Of All Time?.)!.
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1) Charmed 2) Supernatural 3) Veronica Mars 4) Gossip Girl 5) Survivor
My Top 5 KOREAN Tv Shows (Of All Time?.)!.
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1) Family Outing 2) Boys Over Flowers 3) You Are My Destiny 4) The Star Golden Bell 5) Music Bank
My Top 5 Favorite Bands (Of All Time?.)!.
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1) Paramore 2) Breaking Benjamin 3) Yellowcard 4) The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 5) Faber Drive
My Top 5 Favorite KOREAN Bands (Of All Time?.)!.
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1) F.T. Island 2) Epik High 3) V.O.S 4) Super Junior 5) Big Bang
“I kissed a boy just to start asS.H.I.T!.”
– the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“Straight guys do that sort of THING all thә timә, right?.”
– the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
IT'S BANANAS
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B.A.N.A.N.A.S!. XD
(I can see lots of BANANAS on my dashboard!.)
“Dogs never bite me. Just human!.”
– Anon (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
Happy Sunday ya'll!.
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23:57?. I thought I’m entering 22:00!. Time does fly by fast!.
Have a nice weekend!. Peace, E!.
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
“They say that nothing last forever, and I replied back, Your bones last forever.”
– Anon (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“There is so much to be terrified about that sometimes i forget to be scared. And...”
– Anon (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and...”
– Anon (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“If your heart was really broken, you’d be dead. So shut up”
– Anon (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“yoυ тнιnĸ ι don’т love yoυ anyмore..well noт only вecaυѕe ι don’т ѕнow υp мy...”
– Anon (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
I'M IN ❤ WITH
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saranghae neol ineukkim idaero geuryeowassdeon hemaeimui kkeut isesang sokeseo banbokdoeneun seulpeum ijen annyeong sumanheun al su eobsneun gilsoke huimihan bicheul nan jjochaga eonjekkajina neo hamkke haneungeoya dashi mannan naui segye
I love you, and at the end of my wandering, I started to miss that feeling I will now say ‘Goodbye’ to the...
&nd these girls too~ X)
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geudaerul saranghae my love geudaerul saranghae my love
geudaerul saranghae na geudaerul saranghae na geudaerul saranghae my love
It’s you I love, My love It’s you I love, My love It’s you I love, I, It’s you I love, I, It’s you I love, My Love
Wanna, Kara
“B to the I to the G (Bang Bang)
B to the I to the G (Bang Bang)
B to the I to...”
– Last Farewell, Big Bang (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
